And It's A New York Times Bestseller
Numbers - This New York Times Bestseller you recommended is intellectually dishonest... all lies and deceit!
Shifty - How so?
Numbers - There's no ham in the recipe for hamburger and their sweetbreads are neither sweet nor bread.
Shifty - It's a cookbook!
Numbers - Fine, I'll give it one more chance! I suppose the rocky mountain oysters could be a winner!