Shifty's New Business Plan
Lefty - I just read you can make big money selling dope!
Shifty - Yeah, they're called dispensaries. In fact, I'm opening my first dispensary next week.
Lefty - Where do you get the dope?
Shifty - Easy... just plant a politician.
Politician - Hey, get me out of here!
Shifty - This'll be easier if you stop talking.