GETTING THROUGH A PANDEMIC

Making It Look Easy

Transcript:
XI TACTICS FOR GETTING THROUGH A PANDEMIC 
by Shifty
1. Rule your home with an iron fist!
2. Refuse help.
3. Bully anyone who posts their experiences online.  If they don't stop, TAKE THEM OUT!
4. Deny (or lie about) #3.
5. Blame the US Govt.

Lefty - You wrote 'XI Tactics' but you only listed five.
Shifty - No, it's Xi, as in Xi Jinping, head of the Chinese Communist Party!
Professor - We should rethink our ties with them!
Lefty - Not just ties... this athletic cup made in China pinches my skin!