Should We Treat Them Humanely?
Numbers - Hey Lefty, why are you massaging that egg?
Lefty - I heard that beef tastes better when cows are massaged. The same might be true with eggs... Plus, it makes me feel better knowing my eggs are treated humanely before I cook them!
Egg - Let me go you fat-faced punks!!
Numbers - But we're mice!
Lefty - Maybe I shouldn't feel bad!