Santa's Health Risk

Is Santa's Waistline Cause For Concern? 

Transcript:
Landon - Why are you hanging a defibrillator on the fireplace Shifty?
Shifty - Santa's at risk for a major heart attack!
Landon - Really?
Shifty - Oh yeah... have you seen his waistline?  Christmas wouldn't be the same without Santa. ...We've got to make sure he's alive at least until he's done with our delivery!