Shifty's New Book

The Best Career Path

Transcript:
Chapter 1 - Any Idiot Can Get This Job. No minimum work experience or education required... 
Chapter 2 - Hiding Your Past Is Simple.  No background check or drug test required...
Chapter 3 - You Can Openly Look For Your Next Job During Work Hours.  Don't worry... you won't get fired!
Shifty Writing - 'Why Politics Is The Best Career Path' by Shifty
Finn - Our system is broken!
Lefty - Running for office is so liberating!