Fixing Our Country
Shifty - Tell me why I should vote for you!
Politician Guy - I'll fix our country!
Shifty - How?
Politician Guy - Pixie dust!
Shifty - I can't vote for someone who doesn't have a rational plan.
Politician Guy - I'll give you cash every month and pay all your expenses!
Shifty - He makes a very compelling argument!
Lefty - Woohoo! ...Vegas here we come!