Think Shop Comics #17
Max - I've gathered the brightest kids here to take part in my new venture called Think Shop! In our first six months we're going to stop climate change, end poverty, and cure cancer!!
Group - Ha Ha! ...let's add time travel and dinosaur cloning! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Max - They thought da Vinci was crazy too!
Think Shop Comics #16
Max - Who are you calling, Finn?
Finn - Facilities, to fix this window leak!
Finn - You don't do leaks? Mold? ...safety hazard? We need a specialist for isolation and forensics? ...possible remediation?
Finn - Sounds scary, and very technical!
Facilities Worker - "Scary" is how I get my work outsourced! "Technical" is how I get nobody to question me!
Think Shop Comics #15
Professor Schmidt - The First Law of Thermodynamics says that energy is neither created nor destroyed! It can only change from one state to another! Can you think of an example?
Landon - Coffee... It’s dark, aromatic, and a whopping five bucks at Starbucks... later to turn yellow, stinky, and valuable only to employers.
Finn - Room for discussion?
Think Shop Comics #14
Finn - Max found the gene for ethic. Seems that most mammals have it, including humans!
Max - Yeah... It's expecially common in teachers and fire-fighters!
Landon - Did you study cold-blooded animals?
Max - None of the politicians and lobbyists we reached agreed to participate.
Think Shop Comics #13
Landon - What are you doing, Max?
Max - I'm controlling the robot arm with my forearm muscles!
Landon - I wanna try it!
Max - But I haven't installed the safety modules...
Landon - Arm cramp!
Max - Banana?
Think Shop Comics #12
Max - This weather has me feeling down, Finn! I need a change of scenery.
Finn - Whatever you need, Max... I'm here for you!
Max - How long will Joe let us stay?
Finn - A few days! The next strip isn't due till next week.
Think Shop Comics #11
Aristotle - Quiet time is the perfect opportunity to reflect on... Getting revenge!
Penelope - Never gets old!
Think Shop Comics #10
Max - Aristotle, you should do something more productive than just read all day!
Aristotle - I've assembled 3 anthologies, and I've composed 14 literary essays... in my head! Your inability to appreciate my genius is not my problem!
Think Shop Comics #9
Max - I'm starting a new think tank and research center, Landon! I'm calling it 'Think Shop!' ...it'll be run by kids!!
Landon - Kids? Is that a good idea, Max?
Max - There's a global financial mess, a choking planet, and nukes everywhere! Do you trust adults to do anything right?
Landon - Both sad and true!
Think Shop Comics #8
Finn - Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble...
Penelope - Finn, did you say my new makeup makes me look beautiful? ...and that we should marry?
Finn - No, I said stop wearing that silly makeup. It makes you look scary!
Think Shop Comics #7
Max - Finn, can tests at CERN's Large Hadron Collider, in Switzerland, produce strangelets? ...and set off a chain reaction that could turn our planet into a giant ball of strange matter, destroying it?
Finn - Theoretically, yes!
Max - Aren't you scared?
Finn - No... we're already a giant ball of strangeness bent on destroying our planet.
Think Shop Comics #6
Finn - Researchers at CERN's Large Hadron Particle Collider called me.
Penelope - What did they want?
Finn - They're looking for a new kind of particle called a Strangelet.
Finn - Your obsessive, manic, over-analytical, and controlling nature is unequivocal proof... Strangelets exist!
Aristotle - The search is over!
Think Shop Comics #5
Finn - What are you doing, Max?
Max - Designing a real Star Wars Laser Blaster.
Finn - Blasters shoot plasma, not lasers!
Landon - You wouldn't even see a laser blast at 186,000 miles per second.
Max - Show offs!
Landon - You know Star Wars is science fiction, right?
Max - Blasphemy!
Think Shop Comics #4
Max - I just invented a way to boost the power output of lasers, Aristotle!
Aristotle - Not impressed.
Max - It'll lead to new medical treatments, faster data transmission, and more!
Aristotle - Blah blah blah!
Max - I'm also one step closer to a real Star Wars Blaster!
Aristotle - Pure genius!