The Multi-Arm Robot - Think Shop Comics
Lefty - Shifty, I worry that robots might be both bad and good or society. Farmer Fred just installed a multi-arm robot he calls Philanderer Phil!
Shifty - Why'd he name it that?
Lefty - It milks 60 cows at once!
Shifty - How dairy!
Lefty - I know... a total scoundrel! But it also filters out mild protein for those with life-threatening allergies.
Aristotle - No whey!
Penelope Brings Flowers - Think Shop Comics
Penelope - Hi Finn! Just Wondering... do you have a date for Valentines Day?
Finn - Valentine's Day is February 14! Everyone knows that. You must think I'm totally out of touch!
For Aspiring Tycoons - Think Shop Comics
Max - Wow! The University's new building is finally here... a place where aspiring industrialists will spend years earning their degrees. 'Buy low, sell high' doesn't seem like such a hard concept!
Where Should We Eat? - Think Shop Comics
Penelope - Hi Finn, I'm hungry! Wanna go somewhere to eat?
Finn - Sure, where?
Penelope - (OMG! He wants me to decide? Too may choices... What if something bad happens and he blames me... What if he realizes... But I really like him! Ugh... I need to say something!)
10 Minutes Later
Penelope - I can't decide.
Finn - You're exhibiting classic signs of aboulomania.
Penelope - Never-mind, I'm staying home tonight!
Finn - Therapy can help!
Penelope - But it can't help you!