Engineers Know How To Build Things
Landon - Daydreaming about subatomic particles and antimatter won't help you here, physics nerd!
Finn - It's called theorizing!
March Is National Reading Awareness Month - Think Shop Comics
Landon - Aristotle, I need your advice. The one New Year's resolution I've managed to keep is to 'read more,' but it's turning into a drag. How do I stay inspired?
Aristotle - Did dinosaurs read?
Landon - No!
Aristotle - ...Look what happened to them!
Landon - Why do I ask?
Food Will Be Cheaper - Think Shop Comics
Max - Hey Finn! I just created a GMO plant that makes 40% more yield, and more yield means cheaper food prices! Do you think mom will now let us have GMO's?
Finn - I doubt it! Many people don't have GMO's... like in France!
Max - Mom won't let the French have GMO's either?
Are They Getting Too Fat? - Think Shop Comics
Lefty - Hey Max! Your new GMO tomato plants are getting fat, so I'm putting them on a weight loss program. They have 40% more biomass than non-GMO's. I've read that a high biomass index is unhealthy!
Max - It's Body Mass Index, ...and it only applies to people! We actually want a higher biomass for our plants!
Lefty - Hello? I'd like to cancel tomorrow's house call with your acupuncturist!
Saying 'Hi' Can Be Your Good Deed For Today - Think Shop Comics
Landon - Hi Shifty!! ...Did you know that when you say 'Hi' you're basically telling someone they matter? Your good deed for today can be a tiny two-letter word! It's a simple choice!
Shifty - Fine, I'll say 'Hi' but I'm not looking for a follow-up conversation!
Lefty - Lefty knows a choice four-letter word!!