Is It Possible Nowadays?
TV - We interrupt this news broadcast to bring you...
Max - ...an unbiased, truthful, and uplifting story?
TV - Don't be ridiculous!!!
Who Might Benefit?
Landon - Hey, Finn, I heard your lab is using stem cells to grow actual brain tissue!
Finn - Yeah, they're pea-sized, but the cells work like real neurons.
Landon - Is there demand for pea-sized brains?
Finn - Shifty is already selling the product to people he thinks should buy it!
Shifty - ...just look at your approval ratings!