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Finn - Max found the gene for ethic.  Seems that most mammals have it, including humans!
Max - Yeah... It's expecially common in teachers and fire-fighters!
Landon - Did you study cold-blooded animals?
Max - None of the politicians and lobbyists we reached agreed to participate.

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Landon - What are you doing, Max?
Max - I'm controlling the robot arm with my forearm muscles!
Landon - I wanna try it!
Max - But I haven't installed the safety modules...
Landon - Arm cramp!
Max - Banana?

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Max - This weather has me feeling down, Finn!  I need a change of scenery.
Finn - Whatever you need, Max... I'm here for you!
Max - How long will Joe let us stay?
Finn - A few days!  The next strip isn't due till next week.

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Aristotle - Quiet time is the perfect opportunity to reflect on... Getting revenge!
​Penelope - Never gets old!

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Max - I'm starting a new think tank and research center, Landon!  I'm calling it 'Think Shop!' ...it'll be run by kids!!
Landon - Kids?  Is that a good idea, Max?
Max - There's a global financial mess, a choking planet, and nukes everywhere!  Do you trust adults to do anything right?
Landon - Both sad and true!
 

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Finn - Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble...
Penelope - Finn, did you say my new makeup makes me look beautiful? ...and that we should marry?
Finn - No, I said stop wearing that silly makeup. It makes you look scary!

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Max - Finn, can tests at CERN's Large Hadron Collider, in Switzerland, produce strangelets? ...and set off a chain reaction that could turn our planet into a giant ball of strange matter, destroying it?
Finn - Theoretically, yes!
Max - Aren't you scared?
Finn - No... we're already a giant ball of strangeness bent on destroying our planet.

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Finn - Researchers at CERN's Large Hadron Particle Collider called me.
Penelope - What did they want?
Finn - They're looking for a new kind of particle called a Strangelet. 
Finn - Your obsessive, manic, over-analytical, and controlling nature is unequivocal proof... Strangelets exist!
Aristotle - The search is over! 

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Finn - What are you doing, Max?
Max - Designing a real Star Wars Laser Blaster.
Finn - Blasters shoot plasma, not lasers! 
Landon - You wouldn't even see a laser blast at 186,000 miles per second.
Max - Show offs!
Landon - You know Star Wars is science fiction, right?
Max - Blasphemy!