Why's Lefty Drawing Smiley Faces On Eggs?
Shifty - Why are you drawing smiley faces on eggs, Lefty?
Lefty - I'm making a breakfast dish that calls for sunny side up eggs!
Egg - Sunny side up yours you rat fink!
Lefty - That one's rotten!
Could It Make For Better Tasting Breakfast?
Numbers - Are you massaging that egg, Lefty?
Lefty - Yeah, I read that beef tastes better when the cows are massaged. The same is probably true with eggs... Plus, it helps with my guilt... knowing they were treated humanely before I cooked them!
Egg - Let me go you rat-faced punks!
Numbers - We're mice!
Lefty - Maybe I shouldn't feel bad!
Reading The Classics
Shifty - Getting people to read the classics is my life's calling. That's why I'm organizing the library's new reading program.
Landon - Who's on your reading list?
Shifty - You know, the legends, Schulz and Watterson!
Landon - They're comic artists, not writers! You can't run a classics reading program with comics!
Shifty - But I've already made signs!
Landon - You need to find a new calling!