March Is National Reading Awareness Month - Think Shop Comics
Landon - Aristotle, I need your advice. The one New Year's resolution I've managed to keep is to 'read more,' but it's turning into a drag. How do I stay inspired?
Aristotle - Did dinosaurs read?
Landon - No!
Aristotle - ...Look what happened to them!
Landon - Why do I ask?
The Multi-Arm Robot - Think Shop Comics
Lefty - Shifty, I worry that robots might be both bad and good or society. Farmer Fred just installed a multi-arm robot he calls Philanderer Phil!
Shifty - Why'd he name it that?
Lefty - It milks 60 cows at once!
Shifty - How dairy!
Lefty - I know... a total scoundrel! But it also filters out mild protein for those with life-threatening allergies.
Aristotle - No whey!
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Aristotle - You can't trust anything you read in the media nowadays. Fake news everywhere. I want the truth!
Max - Hey Aristotle, I thought you quit reading tabloids.
Aristotle - A celebrity alien baby?! ...fascinating!!
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Aristotle - Quiet time is the perfect opportunity to reflect on... Getting revenge!
Penelope - Never gets old!
Think Shop Comics #6
Finn - Researchers at CERN's Large Hadron Particle Collider called me.
Penelope - What did they want?
Finn - They're looking for a new kind of particle called a Strangelet.
Finn - Your obsessive, manic, over-analytical, and controlling nature is unequivocal proof... Strangelets exist!
Aristotle - The search is over!
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Max - I just invented a way to boost the power output of lasers, Aristotle!
Aristotle - Not impressed.
Max - It'll lead to new medical treatments, faster data transmission, and more!
Aristotle - Blah blah blah!
Max - I'm also one step closer to a real Star Wars Blaster!
Aristotle - Pure genius!