He Loves Singing In Elevators
Numbers - I heard your new friend, Dr. Gee, is a surgeon and a talented singer.
Lefty - Yeah, when he's not in the O.R. he likes to ride the hospital elevator singing 70's songs in falsetto. He says it's his only opportunity to sing to a captive audience!
Dr. B. Gee - Another one bites the dust...
Shifty - Why'd you push all the buttons, you jerk?
Numbers - That's wrong on so many levels!
Could It Make For Better Tasting Breakfast?
Numbers - Are you massaging that egg, Lefty?
Lefty - Yeah, I read that beef tastes better when the cows are massaged. The same is probably true with eggs... Plus, it helps with my guilt... knowing they were treated humanely before I cooked them!
Egg - Let me go you rat-faced punks!
Numbers - We're mice!
Lefty - Maybe I shouldn't feel bad!