What Happened To Shifty At The Political Rally?
Numbers - Where did Shifty go today?
Lefty - To a political Rally. He wants to get more involved in the political process.
Numbers - He should be careful. People take this stuff way too seriously!
Shifty - The truth hurts sometimes!
Could It Make For Better Tasting Breakfast?
Numbers - Are you massaging that egg, Lefty?
Lefty - Yeah, I read that beef tastes better when the cows are massaged. The same is probably true with eggs... Plus, it helps with my guilt... knowing they were treated humanely before I cooked them!
Egg - Let me go you rat-faced punks!
Numbers - We're mice!
Lefty - Maybe I shouldn't feel bad!
Numbers' Google Search - What's the medical term for my irrational fear of long words?
Google - Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Numbers - Stop! Healthcare professionals have a sick sense of humor!