Are They Getting Too Fat? - Think Shop Comics
Lefty - Hey Max! Your new GMO tomato plants are getting fat, so I'm putting them on a weight loss program. They have 40% more biomass than non-GMO's. I've read that a high biomass index is unhealthy!
Max - It's Body Mass Index, ...and it only applies to people! We actually want a higher biomass for our plants!
Lefty - Hello? I'd like to cancel tomorrow's house call with your acupuncturist!