His Rich Uncle Just Died
Lefty - I got an email from someone overseas who said he wants to be my friend!
Shifty - Really?
Lefty - Yeah, he also wants to wire me money. His rich uncle just died and left him everything.
Shifty - Don't believe him... it's spam! I read about this online.
Lefty (writing a response email) - Dear friend, your windfall isn't money, it's the yummy canned treat we call SPAM. I can't accept your gift without paying you back, so I've included my bank account info below...
Lefty - It pays to have generous friends abroad!