Could It Make For Better Tasting Breakfast?
Numbers - Are you massaging that egg, Lefty?
Lefty - Yeah, I read that beef tastes better when the cows are massaged. The same is probably true with eggs... Plus, it helps with my guilt... knowing they were treated humanely before I cooked them!
Egg - Let me go you rat-faced punks!
Numbers - We're mice!
Lefty - Maybe I shouldn't feel bad!