Reading The Classics
Shifty - Getting people to read the classics is my life's calling. That's why I'm organizing the library's new reading program.
Landon - Who's on your reading list?
Shifty - You know, the legends, Schulz and Watterson!
Landon - They're comic artists, not writers! You can't run a classics reading program with comics!
Shifty - But I've already made signs!
Landon - You need to find a new calling!